Hmm, perhaps when I turned myself into an eagle to chase Zeus, who had become a swan in order to get close to a maiden he was pining over. Honestly, I regret helping that oaf with anything, but it was amusing at the time.
and yeah. i don't know how i didn't just die again, but for some reason i have super strength. as neat as that is, i want it to go away before i accidentally kill someone
[ as much as he wants to set the record straight on his alleged jealousy, even keith can tell this is a losing battle. he'll just take a long moment to pinch the bridge of his nose, find some inner zen and: ]
if that's your way of asking if my dick has powers too, i don't know. i haven't checked.
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Honestly, I regret helping that oaf with anything, but it was amusing at the time.
Why do you ask?
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is there a reason zeus couldn't just say hello like a normal person
don't answer that if the answer has something to do with kink
i'm asking b/c i got hit by lightning
accidentally uprooted a tree by sneezing near it
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Are you concerned that Lord Zeus is trying to flirt with you Keith?
As far as I am aware, he has yet to arrive on this island.
[Thankfully.]
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i'd yell but i don't to kill anything accidentally
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I'm confused though. Are you saying that you gained powers from this lightning?
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[ .... ]
that was a rhetorical question just so you know
and yeah.
i don't know how i didn't just die again, but for some reason i have super strength. as neat as that is, i want it to go away before i accidentally kill someone
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[speaking of,]
Pray tell, did it enhance your musculature...? Finding your shirts don't fit so loose as they did before hm?
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i'm not scrawny.
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Your cute little jacket fit me quite nicely because of it ❤
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and yet. ]
i'm not small!
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Although. Apollo's thighs are glorious to behold. ❤❤❤
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[ he's not disgruntled or anyything, thanks for noticing. ]
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But you contacted me to talk about your new powers. Is it only your strength that's been enhanced?
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if that's your way of asking if my dick has powers too, i don't know. i haven't checked.
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I don't see what the problem is, if you are merely able to lift a few more pounds than previously.